Twitchy: [to The Wolf] I called you on my beeper. [The movie begins in the style of an old movie. [immediately falls into a small hole, soaking his hoodie and bringing the water up to his waist]. Bill Stork: [turns around, startled] Chief! [As Twitchy runs, trying to catch up, the Wolf chases Red's cape, not noticing that it is actually being flown by hummingbirds. Subscribe The candy recipes of the goody shops have been stolen by the Goody Bandit, and many animals are out of business. Thought the circus was in town. [He hears singing, and sees Red riding her bike nearby]. Wolf comes as blunt and sarcastic at the first glance. I'm just a tired old lady. With Hayden Panettiere, Glenn Close, Patrick Warburton, Joan Cusack. You're looking at 3 to 5 in an old shoe with no windows, so start singin'! [Outtake beeps, cut to take 2] Sugar plum! Det. [hops into her basket] Oh, nice outfit! Wolf: [facepalms] Ugh. Wolf: I don't know, maybe to make herself look innocent. Wolf: [nonchalantly] I was close, too. [camera whip-pans to show the Wolf sitting up in Granny's bed, dressed in an apron and wearing a plastic face mask. In Wolf's side of the story, when Red used hummingbirds to carry her red hood around to trick Wolf into chasing that hood into the river, Wolf realizes that the hummingbirds lured him into running off a cliff over the river. I don't make it. Red: Your recipes are the most famous in the whole forest, Granny! [loads the book into her basket and places it under a tray. Caffeine! [hands him one]. [male] Once upon a time, there were four unlikely heroes. Flippers: So this Wolf, he was dressed as your grandmother? Dialogue  [first lines] Nicky Flippers: [narrating] Once upon a time, there were four unlikely heroes. Twitchy: Eezie-Peezie boss, eh, leave it to me! Red: Ugh! "; The Wolf's commentary on "Top of the Woods". She seemed happy. The Wolf: ... which is very hard to read. Turn into the skid! [The hummingbirds return Red's cloak to her]. in the background, he executes a perfect back flip]. He appears in Hoodwinked! Chief Grizzly: You know what I mean! [The book flips open to a popup map. [Wolf and Twitchy have boarded a mine cart], Wolf: Now this is a shortcut! [Chief Ted Grizzly meets Det. Red: Oh, gee, Boingo, I'm really sorry! [Boingo appears], Boingo: You're going over to Granny's house to surprise Red. You hungry for failure? It's me, Red. Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes buldge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah baby! 'Cause that's what's for lunch. [cowboy accent] "Howdy, partner!". Watch me pull myself out of a hat! I was watching the girl like you told me to, the girl in the red hood. Stork: Okay, Paul Bunyan here [Kirk] was swinging the axe, and Wolfie was trying to eat Li'l Bit [Red]. Granny: A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl. Wolf: But, you, that's not... [Kirk bursts through the window, holding an axe] Whoa! Stork: [on walkie-talkie, eager] Bring in the cage! You say the old lady was already tied up. It's just like they always say: "You can't judge a book by its cover". You got the camera? Wolf: Focus! Hoodwinked! Pin. Always "red" with you. Red screams and she runs away. Red: Oh no! Wolf can look quite uncouth, dry and blunt, he is sarcastic and he often comes up with witty remarks. Flippers: What do you do for a living, Mr. Wolf? It belongs to The Weinstein Company. The Wolf: Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Evil cast of characters. Alright! [Throws her arms up in exasperation, in the process throwing her magazine away. No! [As he scratches his chin and ponders, Twitchy falls from the sky and lands on a tree stump next to him, causing him to jump] Ah! Maybe a side of unemployment? [pulls off his mask; Red screams and takes a step back]. [first lines] Narrator: [voiceover] Red Riding Hood. 8 Jan. 2021. Wolf: [becoming increasingly irritated] All the better to hear your... many criticisms! 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